Payback is a…
Roll of Toilet Paper? Uh-huh!
Using the skills taught to you by the Asian Vandalism Master of 「トイレットペーパー」 Fu, Steve, you expertly dress Rigga Tony’s Frobozz Instant House™ with the flowing white sheets of your ancestors. This reminds you of a haiku:
Burning cherry treeEv’ry blossom is aflame
Uh, here come the cops.